Whatevs lil niggas




My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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can the united states just chill for one day

bitch the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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Give Me Love | Ed Sheeran

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77,581 Plays

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I am going to sue


I am going to sue

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Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours


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BREAKING: Here’s what’s known now in Ferguson: Another young man has been killed, a 12-year-old boy in Dellwood. The boy’s shooting and the officer’s shooting are unrelated. However, a suspect that shot a female Ferguson PD Officer is currently being surrounded in a Ferguson-area house.

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i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

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